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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 11:01

Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The FC Bayern squad for the Club World Cup - FC Bayern Munich
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How Apple Created a Custom iPhone Camera for ‘F1’ - WIRED
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Cryptocurrency Platform Gemini Confidentially Files for IPO - PYMNTS.com
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nintendo Switch 2 and Mario Kart World available today - My Nintendo News
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Why do you think there is growing support for far-right parties in Europe?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Fossils show colonies of reptiles lived communally 250 million years ago - Phys.org
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
share office space ...
Building the 'Moonhouse': Q&A with artist Mikael Genberg - Space
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks