What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 11:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Consumer sentiment reading rebounds to much higher level than expected as people get over tariff shock - CNBC

Everyone loved it.

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The FC Bayern squad for the Club World Cup - FC Bayern Munich

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How Apple Created a Custom iPhone Camera for ‘F1’ - WIRED

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Cryptocurrency Platform Gemini Confidentially Files for IPO - PYMNTS.com

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nintendo Switch 2 and Mario Kart World available today - My Nintendo News

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Why do you think there is growing support for far-right parties in Europe?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?

Loons and Moons

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Fossils show colonies of reptiles lived communally 250 million years ago - Phys.org

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

share office space ...

Building the 'Moonhouse': Q&A with artist Mikael Genberg - Space

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

What is the logic behind the porn being legal but not prostitution? Isn't it the same thing in essence?

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

Judge Scolds Diddy for ‘Nodding Vigorously’ to the Jury, Threatens to Remove Him From Courtroom - Variety